Terrible dancer Bristol Palin was not booted off Dancing the stars; Brandy, a good dancer, was. Bristol also made it to the finals on Dancing with the Stars for some reason.
William and Kate's engagement seems to be one of few things happening in the world at this moment.
Family Guy made jokes about suicide and drunk driving in a single episode. I also recall an episode that featured a musical number called "Down Syndrome Girl."
Two and a Half men "humour" always seems to involve bodily functions and the objectification of women.
Oprah's "Favourite Things" Christmas show is evidence that her audience needs to calm down.
I don't find How I Met Your Mother funny at all.
The Duggars on 19 Kids and Counting have way too many kids. I know I am supposed to marvel at the dozens of bottles of pickles they have to pack for a road trip, but instead I just wonder if Mrs. Duggar blushes when she bites into the pickles.
Horatio on CSI: Miami needs to cut his incessantly sardonic inflection and decide whether to keep his shades on or off.
Victor Newman on the Young and the Restless needs to speak up because I have no idea what the hell he is saying.